I Cannot Believe

i cannot believe i have to write a paper just to join this site. all i want is some help on one essay but no i have to type more than 250 words to do so. my teacher always lets us have a day to work on our essays in class but we never got to due to the fact that my city is complete crap and we have such horrible weather and we had to leave school early. this essay is due tomorrow and i havent even started on it except for the thesis statement. i hate dbqs and i will never do one again. thats probably a lie i alwways do my home work but this question is just so hard and i have no idea where to start. once i stop typing this pretend essay and i am able to join this site i will start on my essay because all i need to know is what documents go to which topics. that is all i need help on but everyone in my class has either not done this, not going to do this, or didn't do it the right way. so hopefully this is 250 words and i can get some help finally. i just clicked join and it turns out that this isn't 250 words so i will continue typing run on sentences because i really don't care about my English right now or my punctuation. i really don't type like this. i am good at English and grammar and all that jazz.