Cool Case

I'm cool your not I love food I really do I eat a lot I don't care what people think and yeah, I don't do anything at all I sit on my couch and eat Cheetos all day long but it's okay because my cats like to lick my Cheeto fingers. But they get jealous because I don't have enough fingers for all 32 cats to all lick at once, so yeah. I need a job to get cable because I'm tired of watching my little pony all day, I have the whole first season and yeah. I need to go get some more Cheetos my cats and I are getting hungry. I really am craving a dill pickle right now though so my cats my just have to wait on the Cheeto fingers, I wonder if they like pickle juice? I don't know. I wonder if pickle juice is cheaper then water because I like the way it smells I wonder if I bathe in it if I will smell like pickle juice, I should try it. Maybe I will. I'm already kind of smelling like pickles already, well my armpits kinda are, I don't like to take showers because I don't like the smell of water and stuff, and soap is way to expensive for me so that's why I want pickles, then I can go ride around on my mini scooter to go pick up some hot hunks at the bowling alley, and so I need a hot man to lick my Cheeto fingers because my cats tongues are way to itchy I think I'm getting a rash on the tips of my fingers, I need to gets some rash cream for that I think.