Anglo-Saxon Riddle

You can see right through me; no X-ray vision required.

My parents are of like species but different shape.

My happy habitat is my Hawaiian-home.

I have conquered kings in contests of a culinary category.

I am an expert hunter, though I have never killed.

I’ve been to the top of the night-lamp and the bottom of the whale-road.

I am not scholastically talented. Nevertheless, I will keep trying.

I am always dressed for success. I have the work ethic of Tebow,

Making me the best of my profession. My laughter is unmistakable.

People of all ages have grown to love me. What am I?

You can see right through me; no X-ray vision required.

My parents are of like species but different shape.

My happy habitat is my Hawaiian-home.

I have conquered kings in contests of a culinary category.

I am an expert hunter, though I have never killed.

I’ve been to the top of the night-lamp and the bottom of the whale-road.

I am not scholastically talented. Nevertheless, I will keep trying.

I am always dressed for success. I have the work ethic of Tebow,

Making me the best of my profession. My laughter is unmistakable.

People of all ages have grown to love me. What am I?

You can see right through me; no X-ray vision required.

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